An Erudite Perv

Seriously, she said it. And divorce wasn’t mentioned, either. ;-)

Backstory:

I’m losing some weight. Getting healthy. Starting to drop some serious weight. I’ve been joking with my wife, I’m going to get in such good shape that I’m going to start a second career in gay porn. Have you seen these guys, they’re in phenomenal shape.

Ha ha. Some joke, right?

So, the other day I said that to her and she says, with all seriousness, if you want to make a porn video, as long as I know about it, I’m ok with it.

Ok, where’s Alan Funt. Yes, the warning warning, danger Will Robinson sirens were blaring loud and clear. But she explained what she meant.

I’m an East Coast person. Movies and making movies fascinates me. As a guy, I like porn. I’m also thrilled that I can chat with some real porn folks on twitter. So she says since you do like porn and are genuine about industry, as long as I know about it ahead of time, she says, go ahead and shoot a video if you want.

Wow. Imagine your wife says, ok hun, if you want to be in a porn video, go ahead. Is that not an incredible woman and a hell of a sexual being? :-D

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not actually trying to do any porn. Nor was it anything I had actually planned. But, just the idea that my wife is ok with the idea is just incredible.

So, if you’re out there shooting and looking for a slightly overweight, pasty white guy with an average penis, but enthusiastic tongue, about to shoot a scene, I’m available. My wife says it’s ok.

And if you’re just looking for a threesome, we’ll we don’t mind that either. ;-)

@SubtleTease